Sixty Days to Porn on King

The Daily Hampshire Gazette came through with a great one on this frigid day. Watching people walk against the wind, our Open flag is flapping in the breeze. This was the headline, ohmigod it's happening. Porn is coming to King Street. A big ole Porn emporium, in the former car dealership. Many have waged a war against this terrible thing, but they have only dented, not stopped, the effort. They did manage to eliminate the video booths that were once planned here.

Porn on King. I shudder to think about it.